The Matriarchy of Langburn Navy 1 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 290 million Langburnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.8%.

The strong Langburn Navy 1ian economy, worth 12.4 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,853 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees. Crime is moderate. Langburn Navy 1's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Langburn Navy 1 is ranked 223,858^th in the world and 3,850^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Extreme, scoring 3.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.