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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,207th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,495th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,634th
The British Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.538 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Something

CurrencyPound Sterling

The British Empire of Lanvetland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Something with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.538 billion Britons have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 155,777 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanvetland's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican.

Lanvetland is ranked 46,249th in the world and 12th in Union of Liberal Nations for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,207thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,634thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,443rdMost Cultured: 4,494thLargest Governments: 4,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,148thMost Developed: 5,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,843rdMost Inclusive: 6,216thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,283rdSafest: 8,430thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,523rdSmartest Citizens: 8,692ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,305thLowest Crime Rates: 9,411thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,070thHighest Economic Output: 10,401stHighest Average Incomes: 11,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,357thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,299thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,395thMost Secular: 13,077thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,368th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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