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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th
The Anomaly of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
You! In the back!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Last Choicia

Population8.112 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.112 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 2,703 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 333,327 Jolly Ranchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, there's a mortuary next to every Last Choician restaurant, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 175,909th in the world and 8th in TopCornion for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.98 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 9thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40thLargest Retail Industry: 47thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52ndMost Primitive: 73rdMost Corrupt Governments: 82ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 212thFattest Citizens: 212thMost Avoided: 253rdHighest Crime Rates: 268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 335thMost Efficient Economies: 377thLargest Black Market: 627thMost Armed: 919thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,024thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,267thMost Devout: 1,326thHighest Average Incomes: 1,513thRudest Citizens: 1,575thLargest Mining Sector: 1,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,825thLargest Governments: 2,282ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,696thNudest: 4,482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,299thHighest Economic Output: 5,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,640thTop
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Most Stationary: 13,946thMost Influential: 16,061stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,887th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, there's a mortuary next to every Last Choician restaurant.
  • : Last Choicia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime.
  • : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, nobody is forced to join the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the legalization of meat has skewered the sales of vegetarian substitutes.

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