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Most Subsidized Industry: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th
The Anomaly of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
You! In the back!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Last Choicia

Population10.882 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.882 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 3,814 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 350,510 Jolly Ranchers, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

School guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 268,209th in the world and 12th in TopCornion for Smartest Citizens, with 0.11 quips per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20thMost Primitive: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stMost Corrupt Governments: 44thLargest Retail Industry: 58thMost Avoided: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 111thFattest Citizens: 124thHighest Crime Rates: 134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 219thMost Armed: 240thMost Efficient Economies: 260thLargest Black Market: 619thMost Advanced Public Transport: 931stRudest Citizens: 937thLargest Mining Sector: 1,144thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,191stMost Devout: 1,282ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,388thHighest Average Incomes: 1,483rdLargest Governments: 2,009thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,032ndHighest Economic Output: 4,089thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,493rdNudest: 8,061stMost Stationary: 11,518thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,404thTop
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Most Influential: 14,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,316th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, a shout of "stop in the name of the law!" is more of a request than an order.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education.
  • : Last Choicia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, tourists call Last Choician beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Jolly Ranchers on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Last Choicia are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes.

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