Population | 14.418 billion |
Capital | Jonesburg |
Leader | My Roblox Girlfriend |
Faith | The Last Option |
Currency | Jolly Rancher |
Animal | Solid Octopus |
The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.418 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 5,602 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 388,605 Jolly Ranchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, Last Choicia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.
Last Choicia is ranked 9,523rd in the world and 2nd in TopCornion for Most Stationary, with 2,425.30996168952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, citizens spend millions on microtransactions to feed virtual orphans while actual orphans starve overseas.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, Last Choicia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, big game hunters travel to Last Choicia to try their hand at shark-shooting.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
- : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
- : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, colonial subjects have Last Choician culture shoved down their throats.