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Largest Retail Industry: 32ndHighest Poor Incomes: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 130th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I am the senate!
Supreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Lastovipol

Population9.656 billion

CapitalQuinolapif
LeaderSupreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen
FaithNeoconism

CurrencyPence
AnimalBoar

The Kingdom of Lastovipol is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.656 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,152 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 533,579 Pence, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Quinolapif with effluent, and monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 762nd in the world and 2nd in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 27,156.64 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 32ndHighest Poor Incomes: 117thMost Subsidized Industry: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 131stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 145thMost Influential: 211thHighest Average Incomes: 215thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 370thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 467thLargest Information Technology Sector: 482ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 561stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Black Market: 582ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 589thLargest Publishing Industry: 624thLargest Agricultural Sector: 724thLargest Mining Sector: 762ndMost Cultured: 908thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 964thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 992ndRudest Citizens: 997thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,095thMost Avoided: 1,115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,159thSmartest Citizens: 1,234thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,276thFattest Citizens: 1,553rdHighest Economic Output: 1,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,695thLargest Governments: 1,866thTop
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Most Developed: 2,354thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,921stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,807thLowest Crime Rates: 6,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,352ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,742ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,159thMost Armed: 11,950thMost Inclusive: 13,353rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,777thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,453rd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 46th in the regionMost Armed: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 59th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Quinolapif with effluent.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Lastovipol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, politicians always seem reluctant to publish their tax returns.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, government officials say that if you close your eyes and wish really hard the budget deficit will go away.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
  • : Lastovipol was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.

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