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Highest Disposable Incomes: 259thLargest Retail Industry: 324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337th
The Trade Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
An effective union is like wooden steel or dry water.
Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Lastovipol

Population11.878 billion

CapitalQuinolapif
LeaderChief Executor Octavius Del Monte
FaithNeoconism

CurrencyPence
AnimalBoar

The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.878 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,904 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 412,934 Pence, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,493,260 per year while the poor average 30,679, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 199,118th in the world and 62nd in Lair of the Dragon for Most Stationary, with 48.41210096068 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 259thLargest Retail Industry: 324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 422ndRudest Citizens: 514thMost Scientifically Advanced: 695thMost Efficient Economies: 790thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 900thHighest Average Incomes: 984thMost Cultured: 1,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,178thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,364thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,386thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,545thSmartest Citizens: 1,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,677thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,928thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,971stFattest Citizens: 2,337thLargest Mining Sector: 2,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,420thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,297thHighest Economic Output: 3,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,482ndMost Developed: 3,577thLargest Governments: 3,983rdHighest Food Quality: 4,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,303rdLargest Insurance Industry: 4,513thLargest Black Market: 9,002ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,257thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,298thMost Patriotic: 12,848thLowest Crime Rates: 13,085thMost Inclusive: 13,771stTop
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Most Armed: 17,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,456thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,390thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,517thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,517th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Lastovipol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Lastovipol's influence in Lair of the Dragon rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » New Brimbor, Whovians, and Ordovick.

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