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Largest Retail Industry: 122ndMost Influential: 193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 217th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I am the senate!
Supreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Lastovipol

Population10.146 billion

CapitalQuinolapif
LeaderSupreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen
FaithNeoconism

CurrencyPence
AnimalBoar

The Kingdom of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, disturbing lack of elderly people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.146 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,195 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 413,555 Pence, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.

Lastovipol is ranked 5,347th in the world and 62nd in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 39.59 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 122ndMost Influential: 193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 217thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 523rdMost Efficient Economies: 543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 571stHighest Poor Incomes: 627thHighest Average Incomes: 656thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 673rdMost Cultured: 844thLargest Publishing Industry: 922ndRudest Citizens: 926thMost Corrupt Governments: 940thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 983rdMost Avoided: 1,034thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,227thLargest Mining Sector: 1,270thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,405thSmartest Citizens: 1,489thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,499thFattest Citizens: 1,604thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,635thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,905thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,993rdMost Armed: 2,007thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,121stTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2,458thHighest Economic Output: 2,521stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,720thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,128thLargest Black Market: 3,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,233rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,634thLargest Governments: 5,347thTop
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Most Developed: 15,793rdMost Inclusive: 20,578thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,982nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 62nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, armed security details escort librarians to their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the 'sing-a-long with Supreme Overseer Qon-Darger Jägermansen' album is a popular souvenir.
  • : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.

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