Population | 11.878 billion |
Capital | Quinolapif |
Leader | Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte |
Faith | Neoconism |
Currency | Pence |
Animal | Boar |
The Trade Federation of Lastovipol is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executor Octavius Del Monte with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.878 billion Lastovipolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quinolapif. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Lastovipolian economy, worth a remarkable 4,904 trillion Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 412,934 Pence, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,493,260 per year while the poor average 30,679, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.
The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown. Lastovipol's national animal is the Boar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Neoconism.
Lastovipol is ranked 199,118th in the world and 62nd in Lair of the Dragon for Most Stationary, with 48.41210096068 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Lastovipol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Lastovipol's influence in Lair of the Dragon rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
- : Following new legislation in Lastovipol, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » New Brimbor, Whovians, and Ordovick.