Population | 9.494 billion |
Capital | Raselan |
Leader | Jack Waffenschmidt |
Currency | Denar |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Federal Republic of Lauzanne is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jack Waffenschmidt with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.494 billion Lauzanneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raselan. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Lauzannean economy, worth 759 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 80,023 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Lauzanne's radio stations, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lauzanne's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Lauzanne is ranked 173,226th in the world and 3,500th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 91.9052884028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lauzanne's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lauzanne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Lauzanne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Lauzanne's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Lauzanne's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lauzanne's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lauzanne relocated from Nascivya to The Rejected Realms.
- : Lauzanne was ejected from Nascivya by The Stratocracy of Monfrox.
- : Lauzanne was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts, killing 1 million zombies.
- : Lauzanne was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Hurtful Thoughts, curing 9 million infected.