Population | 17.433 billion |
Capital | Imponerse |
Leader | President Hugo Tomas Rodrigo |
Faith | The Lavani High Church |
Currency | babaca |
Animal | Iberian wolf |
The People's Republic of Lavan Tiri is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Hugo Tomas Rodrigo with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 17.433 billion Tirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imponerse. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lavani economy, worth a remarkable 2,770 trillion babacas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 158,915 babacas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Lavan Tiri has found 3 easter eggs), even secular Tirians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and LT-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lavan Tiri's national animal is the Iberian wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Lavani High Church.
Lavan Tiri is ranked 280,635th in the world and 48th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Stationary, with 6.266662656 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lavan Tiri's influence in The Confederacy of Free Nations rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lavan Tiri's influence in The Confederacy of Free Nations rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Lavan Tiri's influence in The Confederacy of Free Nations rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Lavan Tiri's influence in The Confederacy of Free Nations rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Lavan Tiri relocated from Osiris to The Confederacy of Free Nations.
- : Lavan Tiri was refounded in Osiris.
- : Lavan Tiri ceased to exist in The Confederacy of Free Nations.
- : Lavan Tiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Lavan Tiri was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Lavan Tiri published "Education in Lavan Tiri" (Factbook: Politics).