by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 737thNicest Citizens: 897thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,261st
The United Incorporated States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Will test our strength and honor.
President Jonathan Bernhardt
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.033 billion

LeaderPresident Jonathan Bernhardt

CurrencyLaxoimia Dollar
AnimalLaxoimia Flying Parrot Fish

The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.033 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,675 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 245,146th in the world and 9,388th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.66 Whatever.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 737thNicest Citizens: 897thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,261stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,433rdMost Inclusive: 1,437thMost Efficient Economies: 1,449thHealthiest Citizens: 1,639thMost Pacifist: 1,689thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,910thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,005thLowest Crime Rates: 3,074thMost Developed: 3,461stSafest: 3,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 3,588thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,653rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,868thMost Influential: 4,092ndMost Cultured: 4,196thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,353rdLargest Governments: 4,410thBest Weather: 4,596thSmartest Citizens: 4,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,739thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,904thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,254thHighest Average Incomes: 9,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,806thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,799thHighest Economic Output: 17,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,430th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 166th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 182nd in the regionSafest: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionLargest Governments: 236th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 263rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 277th in the regionBest Weather: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 355th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 383rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 455th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 506th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 512th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 534th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 558th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 711th in the region

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