The United Incorporated States of Laxoimia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jonathan Bernhardt with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 6.033 billion Laxomese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dellmoor. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Laxoimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,053 trillion Laxoimia Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,675 Laxoimia Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thousands of former pirates can be found peddling knockoff products in flea markets, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laxoimia's national animal is the Laxoimia Flying Parrot Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Laxoimia is ranked 245,146^th in the world and 9,388^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 4.66 Whatever.