The People's Republic of Laywenrania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Miss Wenin with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.131 billion Laywenranians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Misor. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laywenranian economy, worth a remarkable 4,336 trillion Sonus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,456 Sonus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laywenrania's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the nation's apology for those it has executed in the last year has come a little late for some, and rumour has it Miss Wenin needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laywenrania's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Laywenrania is ranked 4,101^st in the world and 8^th in New Warsaw Pact for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.45 law-abiding acts per hour.