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Most Secular: 6,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,351st
The Librarian of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
For Accurate and Recent Dispatches!
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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LCRUA Archives

Population17.65 billion

Capitalthe data core

Currencydispatch
Animaldispatch

The Librarian of LCRUA Archives is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The quiet, industrious population of 17.65 billion dispatches enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the data core. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong archived economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion dispatches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,624 dispatches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LCRUA Archives's national animal is the dispatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LCRUA Archives is ranked 136,744th in the world and 10th in The LCRUA for Most Stationary, with 227.51372939112 days.

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Most Secular: 6,285thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,803rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,351stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,057thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,762ndHighest Economic Output: 19,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,819thLargest Populations: 20,359thMost Influential: 24,915thMost Cultured: 28,786th
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Nudest: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LCRUA Archives was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LCRUA Archives was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : LCRUA Archives was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : LCRUA Archives was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Army of Stretchington, infecting 41 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : LCRUA Archives was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
  • : LCRUA Archives was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LCRUA Archives's influence in The LCRUA fell from "Contender" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : LCRUA Archives's influence in The LCRUA rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Contender".
  • : LCRUA Archives's influence in The LCRUA rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : LCRUA Archives altered its national flag.

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