The Colony of Left League33 is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 22.549 billion Left League33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Left League33ian economy, worth 611 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 27,108 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Left League33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Left League33 is ranked 120,653^rd in the world and 1^st in The League Of Leftist Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.64 law-abiding acts per hour.