The Diversely United State of Leftist Assembly Founder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Secretary with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 18.078 billion Assemblians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Assemblia. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Assemblian economy, worth 208 trillion assembly notes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,531 assembly notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Secretary has just been declared ruler of Leftist Assembly Founder in an international press conference, the nation leads The Leftist Assembly in per capita stalking, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, and the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leftist Assembly Founder's national animal is the Laika, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leftist Unity.

Leftist Assembly Founder is ranked 89,633^rd in the world and 312^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.23 law-abiding acts per hour.