Population | 27.26 billion |
Capital | Billund |
Leader | Ole Kirk Christiansen |
Faith | Lifelong Play |
Currency | stud |
Animal | brick |
The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.26 billion minifigures are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. The average income tax rate is 62.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 4,488 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 164,638 studs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, billions of studs are being blown on orbital weapons development, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach, and amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.
LEGO is ranked 1,166th in the world and 3rd in Seinfeld for Most Stationary, with 4,534.70543112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LEGO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : LEGO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : LEGO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : LEGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : LEGO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in LEGO, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
- : Following new legislation in LEGO, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.
- : Following new legislation in LEGO, billions of studs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in LEGO, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in LEGO, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.