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Most Secular: 2,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,749th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Ten thousand years to the People's Republic.
Kim Jeong-moon
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Lemaoyeet

Population1.597 billion

CapitalYeongpang
LeaderKim Jeong-moon
FaithJuche

Currencybitcoin
Animalkiwi

The Democratic People's Republic of Lemaoyeet is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kim Jeong-moon with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.597 billion Lemaoyeetians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeongpang. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lemaoyeetian economy, worth 179 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,449 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemaoyeet's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Juche.

Lemaoyeet is ranked 49,770th in the world and 1,058th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 273.79834560228 Days.

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Most Secular: 2,325thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,059thMost Influential: 5,117thSafest: 5,134thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,170thLowest Crime Rates: 7,129thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,378thMost Developed: 7,566thHealthiest Citizens: 7,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,410thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,801stMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,209thMost Pacifist: 10,257thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,442ndNicest Citizens: 10,539thBest Weather: 10,690thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,992ndSmartest Citizens: 11,319thMost Inclusive: 12,838thLargest Governments: 13,127thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,445thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 19,486thMost Efficient Economies: 19,829th
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Most Secular: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 128th in the regionSafest: 149th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 191st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 233rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 249th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 253rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 257th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 266th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 286th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 297th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionBest Weather: 315th in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionLargest Governments: 332nd in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 353rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 394th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 530th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 532nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 608th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 698th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lemaoyeet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Lemaoyeet was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Lemaoyeet, Information Technology facilities are being turned into kiwi habitats.
  • : Lemaoyeet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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