The 2 and 2 Equals WWIII of Lemon 1 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 9.454 billion --- have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient --- economy, worth 262 trillion ---s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,812 ---s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemon 1's national animal is the ---, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lemon 1 is ranked 138,617^th in the world and 1^st in Advil puppet storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.96 law-abiding acts per hour.