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Most Inclusive: 615thNicest Citizens: 746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 808th
The Shipyard of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
we are gay and we also love the ocean
Ellen DeGeneres
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WA Delegate / Department of Whoopee
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Lesbian Piraters

Population8.068 billion

CapitalVictorious Clitorious
LeaderEllen DeGeneres
FaithWeed and Rum

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalHumpback Whale

The Shipyard of Lesbian Piraters is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ellen DeGeneres with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.068 billion Lesbian Pirates love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorious Clitorious. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian Piraterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,667 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct raids on children having snail races, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime is totally unknown. Lesbian Piraters's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weed and Rum.

Lesbian Piraters is ranked 1,682nd in the world and 4th in Gay Equality for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.51 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Inclusive: 615thNicest Citizens: 746thMost Compassionate Citizens: 808thMost Pacifist: 955thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,028thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,538thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,682ndMost Developed: 1,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,776thMost Efficient Economies: 1,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,836thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,878thMost Cultured: 1,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,939thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,114thSmartest Citizens: 2,141stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,280thLargest Governments: 2,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,388thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,498thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,500thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,618thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,758thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,771stSafest: 2,835thHealthiest Citizens: 3,182ndBest Weather: 3,464thLowest Crime Rates: 3,820thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,361stMost Influential: 4,745thHighest Average Incomes: 5,793rdHighest Economic Output: 9,265thTop
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Most Secular: 12,643rdMost Stationary: 12,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,078thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,551stMost Income Equality: 20,820th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : Lesbian Piraters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbian Piraters, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesbian Piraters, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : Lesbian Piraters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Lesbian Piraters voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : Lesbian Piraters voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Standards On Police Accountability".
  • : Lesbian Piraters voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Midshire, Great Lindonia, and REichmiller.

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