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Most Inclusive: 518th Nicest Citizens: 688th Most Compassionate Citizens: 711th
The Shipyard of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
we are gay and we also love the ocean
Ellen DeGeneres
WA Delegate / Department of Whoopee
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Lesbian Piraters

Population6.311 billion

CapitalVictorious Clitorious
LeaderEllen DeGeneres
FaithWeed and Rum

AnimalHumpback Whale

The Shipyard of Lesbian Piraters is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ellen DeGeneres with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.311 billion Lesbian Pirates enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victorious Clitorious. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesbian Piraterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,297 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 205,567 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown. Lesbian Piraters's national animal is the Humpback Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Weed and Rum.

Lesbian Piraters is ranked 1,022nd in the world and 2nd in Gay Equality for Most Pacifist, with 223.09 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Inclusive: 518thNicest Citizens: 688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 711thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,011thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,016thMost Pacifist: 1,022ndMost Developed: 1,204thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,495thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,537thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,565thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,624thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,693rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,884thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,893rdMost Cultured: 1,944thSmartest Citizens: 2,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,121stLargest Governments: 2,314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,368thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,389thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,688thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,854thSafest: 2,864thHealthiest Citizens: 3,312thBest Weather: 3,494thLowest Crime Rates: 3,899thMost Influential: 4,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,540thHighest Average Incomes: 5,246thMost Efficient Economies: 6,647thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,905thHighest Economic Output: 10,619thMost Secular: 10,709thMost Stationary: 14,558th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Midshire, Great Lindonia, and REichmiller.

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