by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,788thNicest Citizens: 1,918th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Freedom and Prosperity for everyone
Finrod Felagund
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.54 billion

LeaderFinrod Felagund

AnimalKoala Beer

The Federal Republic of Lesinteil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finrod Felagund with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.54 billion Lesinteili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indrawel. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesinteil economy, worth 399 trillion Letaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,205 Letaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the government has been criticized for giving away Lesinteil's territory to anyone who claims it, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime is totally unknown. Lesinteil's national animal is the Koala Beer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valinoranism.

Lesinteil is ranked 33,748th in the world and 745th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 437.1427063396 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,788thNicest Citizens: 1,918thMost Inclusive: 1,961stMost Influential: 1,992ndTop
Most Pacifist: 2,357thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,563rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,884thHighest Drug Use: 2,916thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,669thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,923rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,966thBest Weather: 4,110thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,309thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,687thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,983rdMost Developed: 4,984thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,480thHealthiest Citizens: 5,592ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,716thLargest Governments: 6,199thSmartest Citizens: 6,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,726thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,135thMost Cultured: 7,839thLowest Crime Rates: 8,410thSafest: 8,760thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,120thHighest Average Incomes: 11,926thMost Efficient Economies: 12,399thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,421stMost Secular: 13,790thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,988thMost Income Equality: 19,254thNudest: 20,239th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 60th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 66th in the regionMost Inclusive: 67th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 79th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 136th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 157th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 234th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 274th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 308th in the regionSafest: 316th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 387th in the regionTop
Nudest: 421st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 463rd in the regionMost Secular: 489th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 588th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 620th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 669th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 694th in the regionMost Stationary: 745th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 830th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, the government has been criticized for giving away Lesinteil's territory to anyone who claims it.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, third world countries are rich in "I Love Indrawel" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, biology and religious education classes have recently been merged.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesinteil, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Lesinteil endorsed The Republic of Catillos.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Erinor, Wehraboos, Saciu, Barabarom, Xandev, Volaworand, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Tsunamy, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Hanguk-Nippon, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Aumeltopia, Dasko, Vincent Field, The Filippinas, Amerion, Kringalia, Qvait, Beepee, Rebel-topia, The West Valley Mountains, Zaelith, Aurcania, Jehenna, New Briantown, Sedunn, Kiasu-ism, Imperial Duck, The United Expanse, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Empa Aserium, Mapico, Tsvetania, The Tecorogan Federation, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Kandorith, Qawe, Abarri, Phanama, Astraee, Tilipria, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, and 77 others.Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Isles of Creckero, Lambdaland, Curlyhoward, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Tioloman, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Eggraria, Hutington, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, The Solar System Scope, Iym Winterless, Soem, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, V3rmont, Eskvenn, ChickenDome, Holy Free, Kervanosia, Merevane, Baltenlands, The Worst army of, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Starsight, Shefino, Sau Man Frescher, Compli, NganXuan, Auphelia, Corgitopiaa, Melicorium, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, Privatore, Erimo, The Radanivans, West Fallows, Alaninia, Well F, Rhetiaa, RestartAll, United States of Vietnam, Dossiny, Royaltica, Nova Kobol, Trepsit, Purple Hyacinth, Sandaoguo, Valdutz, Briteannia, Ovkianos, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Kedjens, Avia Lavanda, Midand, Concrete Slab, Efferalt, White Bananistan, Belschaft, B H A R A T, and Catillos.

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