The Federal Republic of Lesinteil is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Finrod Felagund with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.54 billion Lesinteili are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indrawel. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesinteil economy, worth 399 trillion Letaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,205 Letaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, the government has been criticized for giving away Lesinteil's territory to anyone who claims it, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime is totally unknown. Lesinteil's national animal is the Koala Beer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valinoranism.

Lesinteil is ranked 33,748^th in the world and 745^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 437.1427063396 Days.