by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,857thMost Influential: 1,878th
The Federal Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Freedom and Prosperity for everyone
Finrod Felagund
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population4.192 billion

LeaderFinrod Felagund

AnimalKoala Beer

The Federal Republic of Lesinteil is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Finrod Felagund with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.192 billion Lesinteilians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Indrawel. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Lesinteilian economy, worth 661 trillion Letaras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,775 Letaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", the tenet of free speech is held dear, Finrod Felagund's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime is totally unknown. Lesinteil's national animal is the Koala Beer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Valinoranism.

Lesinteil is ranked 238,635th in the world and 7,743rd in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16.79 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,429thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,857thMost Influential: 1,878thNicest Citizens: 1,965thMost Inclusive: 1,978thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,107thMost Pacifist: 2,388thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,417thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,386thBest Weather: 3,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,607thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,644thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,910thHighest Drug Use: 4,165thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,224thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,647thMost Developed: 4,764thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,687thLargest Governments: 5,778thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,081stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,101stSmartest Citizens: 6,145thSafest: 7,278thMost Cultured: 7,646thLowest Crime Rates: 8,360thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,460thNudest: 12,515thHighest Average Incomes: 12,601stMost Secular: 13,940thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,403rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,210thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,980thMost Income Equality: 23,595th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 70th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Pacifist: 90th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 201st in the regionMost Cultured: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 236th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 237th in the regionSafest: 252nd in the regionNudest: 352nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 364th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 417th in the regionMost Secular: 467th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 515th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 533rd in the regionMost Stationary: 587th in the regionMost Politically Free: 727th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 759th in the region

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