The Free Land of Levi Woodbury is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.697 billion Levi Woodburyians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.7%.

The very strong Levi Woodburyian economy, worth 760 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 48,480 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 148,098 per year while the poor average 12,301, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Levi Woodbury's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Levi Woodbury is ranked 245,564^th in the world and 873^rd in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.32 law-abiding acts per hour.