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Nudest: 1,213thRudest Citizens: 3,758thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,635th
The Federal Republic of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population389 million


AnimalBlack Rabbit

The Federal Republic of LewdLauria is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 389 million LewdLaurians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bellona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The frighteningly efficient LewdLaurian economy, worth 49.4 trillion Laurels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 127,028 Laurels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 504,845 per year while the poor average 21,557, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, the might of the entire LewdLaurian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, chickens roam the streets freely, and LewdLauria has designated Bellona as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. LewdLauria's national animal is the Black Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

LewdLauria is ranked 11,928th in the world and 321st in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 7,984 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Nudest: 1,213thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,758thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,635thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,349thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,519thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,854thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,705thLargest Retail Industry: 7,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,607thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,245thTop
Most Avoided: 10,692ndMost Armed: 11,073rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,698thLargest Mining Sector: 11,928thMost Influential: 13,599thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,069thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,431stHighest Average Incomes: 19,740th
Nudest: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 105th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 214th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 222nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 249th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 253rd in the regionMost Armed: 271st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310th in the regionMost Avoided: 317th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 383rd in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 542nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 571st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 572nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 613th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 613th in the regionMost Cultured: 645th in the regionFattest Citizens: 672nd in the regionMost Influential: 687th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 690th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 724th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 781st in the regionMost Developed: 867th in the region

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