Population | 19.199 billion |
Capital | Lexicaneum |
Leader | Adeptus Mechanicus |
Currency | Chit |
Animal | Gyrfalcon |
The Republic of Lexicanus Gravitas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adeptus Mechanicus with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.199 billion Lexicanus Gravitasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexicaneum. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Lexicanus Gravitasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,839 trillion Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 252,085 Chits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has enacted freedom of information, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBLG Governor goes house hunting, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lexicanus Gravitas's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lexicanus Gravitas is ranked 3,353rd in the world and 56th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 205 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lexicanus Gravitas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBLG Governor goes house hunting.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, aspiring musicians couldn't give away their music if they tried.
- : Following new legislation in Lexicanus Gravitas, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Lexicanus Gravitas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Safest.
- : Lexicanus Gravitas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.