The Extra Copy of Lezzie 12 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lezzie 12 with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.711 billion Lesbians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 39.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse hollow economy, worth 382 trillion hollow gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,195 hollow gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's smallest ravenball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lezzie 12's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.

Lezzie 12 is ranked 34,419^th in the world and 14^th in Lezzie for Most Corrupt Governments, with 63.26 kickbacks per hour.