Population | 4.647 billion |
Capital | Lesbos |
Leader | Lezzie 2 |
Faith | Worship of Poppy |
Currency | love |
Animal | butterfly |
The K-pop Infatuation of Lezzie 2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lezzie 2 with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.647 billion Lesbians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving loving economy, worth 370 trillion loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,704 loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians, Lezzie 2's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, builders across Lezzie 2 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lezzie 2's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.
Lezzie 2 is ranked 38,932nd in the world and 18th in Lezzie for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.15 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lezzie 2's influence in Lezzie rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Lezzie 2's influence in Lezzie rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Lezzie 2's influence in Lezzie rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Lezzie 2 relocated from Osiris to Lezzie.
- : Lezzie 2 was refounded in Osiris.
- : Lezzie 2 ceased to exist in Yuno.
- : Following new legislation in Lezzie 2, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Lezzie 2, builders across Lezzie 2 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Lezzie 2, Lezzie 2's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Lezzie 2, middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians.