by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,002ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,265th
The Free-Ass Land of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
I am the very model of a libertaritaritaritarian
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Political Freedom

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Population2.645 billion

CapitalThe Port of Rum and Freedom
LeaderDread Captain Goldhoarder
Faithmildly obnoxious weed paganism

AnimalTop-Hatted Austrian Eagle

The Free-Ass Land of Libertaritaritaritaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dread Captain Goldhoarder with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.645 billion Libertaritaritaritarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Port of Rum and Freedom. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libertaritaritaritarian economy, worth 325 trillion blunts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 122,980 blunts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Copyright laws have been abolished, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertaritaritaritaria's national animal is the Top-Hatted Austrian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is mildly obnoxious weed paganism.

Libertaritaritaritaria is ranked 213,463rd in the world and 940th in 10000 Islands for Most Beautiful Environments, with 222.94 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Influential: 1,578thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,002ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,265thRudest Citizens: 2,418thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,807thLargest Retail Industry: 5,037thFattest Citizens: 5,127thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,530thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,432ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,534thMost Armed: 10,713thTop
Most Avoided: 12,695thLargest Mining Sector: 13,607thLargest Black Market: 15,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,332ndMost Inclusive: 17,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,775thSmartest Citizens: 18,574thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,399thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,625thMost Efficient Economies: 21,731stHighest Average Incomes: 22,242ndMost Secular: 24,036th
Highest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 85th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Libertaritaritaritaria voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Libertaritaritaritaria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, copyright laws have been abolished.
  • : Libertaritaritaritaria was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, comic books avoid plot inconsistencies by removing the plot.
  • : Libertaritaritaritaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Libertaritaritaritaria, escalators are avoided at all costs.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 114 » Free Land of Rebellium, Ignis Cinere, Marroc, Vivolkha, Juiulia, Isentran, Wysrod, Palman, Dustwind, Northern Nivaria, Blogotopia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Lower Phlebacite, Chip Skylark, South Comradia, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Future of Mankind, Tzo, Mastodonia, Coreras, A R V E R N A, New Dracora, Kingdom of New Berlin, Maalemzya, Gewisse, The Parandeam, PYT, IslaMond, Zeganas, Kaltovar, Iontan, Better Indonesia, Zopciria, Karlando, Old Atlantica, Seantonia, Ironica Butterfly, Anollasia, Creeptopia, The Snake Brotherhood, Danyl, Grungerock, The Soylent Green Party, Lacuna, Northern African Sahara, Zyrcrestia, Ishkabibber, Eist, Free Booze, Tangora, and 64 others.Novegia, Cape Vessey, QuazaFire, Kyrizstanislav, St Lennys Island, Yakkandiania, Ascended Union, Valentian Elysium, Vill Send, The Republic of Osea, Greenmont Federation, Medetas, Republic of Libriano, Evertopia, Anisopterra, Great Ranges, Johnne Green, Point Comfort Colony, Kachikawawa, Waitiki, Liberdon, Islands of Czechia, Drewish, Marxist Germany, Katitania, Namakan, Makykay, Zeklandia, Calrad, United States of Island land, Pianaville, Rhie, Clialaad, Ilfarasia, Maconshinbernititte, Ali Faridi, Ardelenia, Slaughter Machine, Ultimate Wakanda, Mauryana, Holma, Conservative Republic Of Huang, The Galactic American Imperium, Eppur, Megistos, Carthegia, S Mova Derat, New Kowloon Bay, Krystalveil, Conikslan, Lisokyo, Violent Trees, Membatak, Wischland, Solsevara, Capea, The Indian Royalty, Richmondroads, Saint Islaw Wra, Silvedania, Yellowjacket, Alemputo, Venmere, and Dorab.

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