The State of Lillooet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.398 billion Lillooetians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Lillooetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,558 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 40,581 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 275,902 per year while the poor average 2,180, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, Lillooet is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lillooet's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lillooet is ranked 289,549^th in the world and 668^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.95 law-abiding acts per hour.