The District of Linguae is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.099 billion Linguaeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Linguaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 60,029 districtas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 388,581 per year while the poor average 3,718, a ratio of 104 to 1.

Linguae has designated District City as its capital city, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, Liard has just been declared ruler of Linguae in an international press conference, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Linguae's national animal is the trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Linguae is ranked 261,725^th in the world and 8^th in Turkiye for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.83 law-abiding acts per hour.