by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351stMost Influential: 627thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,027th
The Holy Pātissier of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Princess Turdina
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.758 billion

LeaderPrincess Turdina

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.758 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 879 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,211 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 234,473rd in the world and 7,903rd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 351stMost Influential: 627thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,027thSafest: 5,362ndMost Inclusive: 6,459thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,285thMost Developed: 8,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,406thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,584thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,115thMost Cultured: 10,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,934thSmartest Citizens: 10,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,981stBest Weather: 11,068thLargest Governments: 11,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,353rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,067thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,294thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,706thLowest Crime Rates: 13,766thHealthiest Citizens: 13,962ndMost Pacifist: 15,162ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,725thNicest Citizens: 16,255thMost Stationary: 16,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,734thHighest Economic Output: 20,794thLeast Corrupt Governments: 21,236thLargest Retail Industry: 21,940thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,015thMost Secular: 23,705th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionSafest: 187th in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionMost Developed: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 309th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionMost Cultured: 314th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 314th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 315th in the regionLargest Governments: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 341st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 342nd in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 350th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 379th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 387th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 390th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 440th in the regionLargest Populations: 469th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 574th in the regionNicest Citizens: 586th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 595th in the regionRudest Citizens: 597th in the regionMost Pacifist: 598th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 704th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 717th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 722nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 775th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 782nd in the region

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