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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362nd Most Influential: 634th Safest: 5,664th
The Holy Pātissier of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Marshmallow?
Princess Turdina
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Linguiniland

Population3.192 billion

CapitalMewni
LeaderPrincess Turdina
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.192 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 428 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,371 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Linguinilandian Space Agency, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, economists claim no news is good news, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 68,731st in the world and 2,449th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 136.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 634thTop
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Safest: 5,664thMost Inclusive: 6,045thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,614thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8,245thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,568thMost Developed: 8,627thMost Efficient Economies: 9,206thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,999thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,414thMost Pacifist: 10,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,969thSmartest Citizens: 11,058thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,118thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,211thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,482ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,735thLargest Governments: 11,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,235thMost Cultured: 12,799thLargest Retail Industry: 12,921stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,324thLowest Crime Rates: 13,587thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,749thNicest Citizens: 14,411thHealthiest Citizens: 14,776th
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Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
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Safest: 183rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionMost Inclusive: 216th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 252nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 261st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 282nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 285th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 322nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 331st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 342nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 362nd in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 382nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 384th in the regionMost Pacifist: 399th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 407th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 431st in the regionRudest Citizens: 454th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 484th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 496th in the regionNicest Citizens: 508th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 519th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 256 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Curlyhoward, Quiescent, Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Havenfell, Drugged Monkeys, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, Sanden, Theorin, Luddinlande, Kholdan, Cypheri, Soem, Lambdaland, Seliyan progressive Islands, WTP All the good names are taken, Bear Connors Paradiso, Ancient Slobovia, Transtemporal Shifts, Aidenfieeld, Jehenna, Three Rivia Levr, GI-Land, FreeFishers, The Two Jerseys, Centristvill, Dylar, Tsvetania, Nothanksbutseriously, Oxsania, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, Lotadia, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Bod Wareenaland, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The United Expanse, Pamela And Hepatitis, The naked people, Wyatonians, North Anatnom, Aywhyou, Commonwealth Of Astoria, and 206 others.Paenoa, Freedwanda, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Uncastania, Southern Numenor, Utondara, Lost And Found, PASTIR, Bentwaters, Deosdora, Kobehia, Ridehale, Khazadine, Holy Chimerland, Drystar, Nowa Europa, Angevin Britannia, Trelatche, Spazzhole, Poopisiya, Yellunstryer, Iristead, Qaweritoyu, Blahblah2017, Walloonia, Prefesia, Calistan, Antarctic Empires, Escevola, Gymnostan, Ufask, Seanadia, Farelonia, Phillius, Lightmare, St Oaks, Janapuri, Brendleton, Center Lisle, La Ascension, Si-topia, Vincent Field, Volaworand, Sedunn, Concrete Slab, Moreana, Asdfghuiop, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Factorim, Catalunya Unida, Neo-Indonesia, Teachian, Paranoia, Rhetiaa, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Kerlodia, Nova Montron, Madhonia, Democratic Parndia, Silberne Wache, Japanese Federal Republic, Avalonica, Runsiya, City States Nation, KIROVET, Sthalrim, Saciu, Mantas Meow, RestartAll, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Lumpov Hasch, Naphina, Barabarom, New Briantown, Jaxon, Republic Archi, Eastern Nyan, Great Andora, Sagada, Pax Dracon, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Abarri, UnShleepd, Elveka, Aguatania, Lester Crest, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Atomic Garden, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Anachronolandia, Noveos, Grouu, East India Kompany, Awjan, Spearos, Lorora3, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, United Qwebland, Potion Seller, USNE2018, Choodox, Esfalsa, Republitank, Lulliland, Yakutikov, Cuuldere, Rascium, Whimichy, Dalklo Bayer, Rabbitz, Kandorith, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Phanama, Herbert Island, Pulaski Republic, Natcatjojo, Darbor, Purpleistan, The Filippinas, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Zess, Qairus, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Amerion, Land Without Shrimp, North Erfton, Nankyoku Tairiku, Maletora, Akindom, Ariankido, Freedoom, State of Iowa, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, North Prarie, Jahass, Empire of the Western Woods, Ostanasia, Academy of Umbrellas, Strokov, Wehraboos, Crystal Creation, Republic Clovakh, North Catimestistrianes, Amutien, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Mechanocs, B-7, Dasko, Floofoland, San Anaben, Maeiland, Aurcania, Pays de Loire, Slenrotros, Agalaesia, FiHami, Sesteran, Changolandia, Eritis, Churumduul, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Staubsaugen, Qawe, British Nations, Milvands, Doomen, Upper Tyrconnel, Aveerya, Mew Nation, Roavin, Beegees, The United Chinese Republic, PenguinPies, The Pacific Ocean Islands, Wild Space, Great Africans, Naam, Tiki Fire, P R of China, World United, Negoshi, Hyypia, Lakalvesoman, Heliseum, The West Valley Mountains, Akgarr, Oceanfront, United Federated States of Omega, Srevana, Ttyxious, Laropsa, Blaash, Miltonville, Bomamani, Jennaterra, The Sk8ing Unicorn, Untied Provinces of Atlantica, Bedain, Oreo States, and BootJack.

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