|Animal||Pink Fairy Armadillo|
The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.33 billion Linguinilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 717 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,522 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Republic of Alfama.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Empire of B H A R A T.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Distrotika.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of White Bananistan.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Queendom of Vega Naothia.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Republic of Irrepertus.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Republic of Settlements of the North American Lands.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of NDG.
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