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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436thMost Influential: 634thSafest: 5,571st
The Holy Pātissier of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Marshmallow?
Princess Turdina
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Linguiniland

Population5.33 billion

CapitalMewni
LeaderPrincess Turdina
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.33 billion Linguinilandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 717 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,522 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", and you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 155,412th in the world and 6,125th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -5.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 436thMost Influential: 634thTop
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Safest: 5,571stMost Inclusive: 6,281stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,030thMost Developed: 8,694thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,859thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,144thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,216thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,077thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,273rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,724thMost Cultured: 10,766thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,813thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,356thLargest Governments: 11,375thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,458thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,551stMost Efficient Economies: 11,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,825thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,037thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,539thLowest Crime Rates: 13,291stHealthiest Citizens: 14,903rdBest Weather: 15,473rdMost Pacifist: 15,744thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,979thNicest Citizens: 16,783rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,391stLargest Retail Industry: 17,509thMost Stationary: 18,966th
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Most Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionTop
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Safest: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 223rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 236th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 238th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 261st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionMost Cultured: 304th in the regionLargest Governments: 304th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 306th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 311th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 313th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 317th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 320th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 327th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 336th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 341st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 344th in the regionMost Stationary: 354th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 364th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 365th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 457th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 487th in the regionBest Weather: 490th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 496th in the regionLargest Populations: 508th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 590th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 598th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 619th in the regionNicest Citizens: 641st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 643rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 669th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 729th in the regionRudest Citizens: 822nd in the region

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