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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 816thMost Influential: 1,116thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,256th
The Holy Pātissier of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Marshmallow?
Princess Turdina
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Civil Rights
Excellent
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Linguiniland

Population7.272 billion

CapitalMewni
LeaderPrincess Turdina
FaithAupheliaism

CurrencyDragon Scales
AnimalPink Fairy Armadillo

The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.272 billion Linguinilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 942 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,578 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.

Linguiniland is ranked 10,738th in the world and 322nd in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,455.06 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,352ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,940thHealthiest Citizens: 14,032ndMost Pacifist: 14,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,745thNicest Citizens: 16,221stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,048thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,577thHighest Economic Output: 20,030thHighest Average Incomes: 20,069thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 22,917thLargest Retail Industry: 23,268th
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Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 160th in the regionSafest: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 238th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 271st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionMost Developed: 284th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 289th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 319th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 330th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 338th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 359th in the regionBest Weather: 388th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 390th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 390th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 413th in the regionLargest Populations: 461st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 466th in the regionRudest Citizens: 585th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 594th in the regionMost Pacifist: 603rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 606th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 682nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 739th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 750th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 782nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 793rd in the region

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