by Max Barry

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Safest: 3,071stMost Pacifist: 4,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,948th
The Parliamentary Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Through Freedom Comes Strength
Troy Brown
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population3.449 billion

LeaderTroy Brown


The Parliamentary Republic of Lionelia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Troy Brown with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.449 billion Lionelians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carlow. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lionelian economy, worth 387 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,220 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and alcoholism is the newest import from Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionelia's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lionelia is ranked 92,705th in the world and 199th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 1,951.97 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Safest: 3,071stMost Pacifist: 4,796thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,948thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,726thNicest Citizens: 5,833rdBest Weather: 6,054thHealthiest Citizens: 6,476thLowest Crime Rates: 7,301stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,361stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,849thMost Influential: 7,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,782ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,173rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,284thMost Developed: 10,214thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,212thMost Inclusive: 12,006thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,036thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,192ndLargest Governments: 14,240thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,549thSmartest Citizens: 14,758thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,940thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,926thMost Secular: 20,381st
Safest: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the region

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