by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Influential: 1,188thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,435thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,874th
The Absolute monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
A Deo Rex, a regle lex
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Litalia Vala

Population6.334 billion

LeaderKing Umberto IV
FaithRoman Catholicism


The Absolute monarchy of Litalia Vala is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Umberto IV with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.334 billion Litalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emilia-Romagna. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Litalia Valan economy, worth 792 trillion Florenzis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,190 Florenzis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Litalia Vala's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Litalia Vala is ranked 12,801st in the world and 249th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 88.58 on the Human Development Index.

Most Influential: 1,188thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,435thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,874thBest Weather: 3,792ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,080thNudest: 4,412thNicest Citizens: 5,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,676thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,402ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,593rdMost Cultured: 8,145thHealthiest Citizens: 8,977thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,971stTop
Most Devout: 12,646thMost Developed: 12,801stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,276thMost Pacifist: 15,004thMost Inclusive: 15,267thSmartest Citizens: 16,192ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,438thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,324thMost Efficient Economies: 18,430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,408thHighest Average Incomes: 21,444thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,926thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,263rdMost Stationary: 23,994th
Nudest: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Devout: 93rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 117th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 120th in the regionMost Influential: 131st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts