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Most Influential: 1,582ndMost Secular: 1,694thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,902nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
If you want something done right, do it yourself.
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Population3.546 billion

CapitalLloenflys City
LeaderAlexander Lloenhoevel
FaithDon't Even Think About It


The Most Serene Republic of Lloenflys is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Lloenhoevel with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, vat-grown people, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.546 billion Lloenflysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lloenflys City. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lloenflysian economy, worth 280 trillion Lloens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,229 Lloens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, Party members are derided as class traitors, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lloenflys's national animal is the mongoose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Don't Even Think About It.

Lloenflys is ranked 187,458th in the world and 863rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.95 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 1,582ndMost Secular: 1,694thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,902ndBest Weather: 4,649thMost Pacifist: 5,351stLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,671stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,866thHealthiest Citizens: 7,912thSafest: 8,121stMost Inclusive: 8,280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,399thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,709thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,349thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,508thNicest Citizens: 11,397thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,610thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,265thLargest Retail Industry: 17,842ndSmartest Citizens: 19,252ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,400th
Most Secular: 17th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 65th in the regionMost Pacifist: 75th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 86th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 95th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 99th in the regionNudest: 100th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 104th in the regionSafest: 107th in the region

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