The The Queendom of of Locano is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sarah with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The democratic, devout population of 1.398 billion Locanoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarah City. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Locanoan economy, worth 87.8 trillion Leembas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,798 Leembas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and Locanoans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Locano's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Sarah.

Locano is ranked 144,600^th in the world and 802^nd in 10000 Islands for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 85,217 Standard Monetary Units.