by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Influential: 300thMost Pacifist: 1,293rd
The Struggling to Socialize of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Every moment is a fresh beginning
Meteora Österreich
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Loli County

Population3.371 billion

LeaderMeteora Österreich

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalrebecca rabbit

The Struggling to Socialize of Loli County is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.371 billion Lolis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 92.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 481 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 142,745 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The LCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 203,464th in the world and 8,908th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.34 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Influential: 300thMost Pacifist: 1,293rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,480thNicest Citizens: 1,543rdMost Inclusive: 1,826thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,360thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,091stBest Weather: 3,219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,841stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,208thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,625thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,898thHealthiest Citizens: 5,170thMost Efficient Economies: 5,367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,561stMost Developed: 5,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,050thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,543rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,654thLowest Crime Rates: 7,098thSmartest Citizens: 7,481stLargest Governments: 7,611thMost Cultured: 7,747thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,457thSafest: 11,370thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,809thMost Income Equality: 14,117thMost Secular: 14,306thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,967thHighest Average Incomes: 15,138thHighest Drug Use: 16,910th
Most Influential: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 88th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 102nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 113th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 131st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 141st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 196th in the regionBest Weather: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 245th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 276th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 329th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 333rd in the regionMost Developed: 334th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 340th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 365th in the regionLargest Governments: 380th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 387th in the regionMost Cultured: 399th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 423rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 562nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 578th in the regionSafest: 607th in the regionMost Income Equality: 646th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 705th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 722nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 747th in the regionMost Secular: 785th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 827th in the regionNudest: 852nd in the region

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