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Most Influential: 329thMost Pacifist: 905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 997th
The Needs a Boyfriend of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
どんなに夜が長くても、いつでもその日が来る。
Meteora Österreich
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Loli County

Population4.564 billion

CapitalJötunheim
LeaderMeteora Österreich
FaithFlemingovianism

Currencymuddy puddle
Animalrebecca rabbit

The Needs a Boyfriend of Loli County is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Meteora Österreich with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.564 billion Lolis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jötunheim. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lolisian economy, worth 706 trillion muddy puddles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 154,703 muddy puddles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, graffiti graces every city's streets, Meteora Österreich wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates, and recognizing the Lolisian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Loli County's national animal is the rebecca rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Loli County is ranked 21,268th in the world and 962nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 2,179.42 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Influential: 329thMost Pacifist: 905thMost Compassionate Citizens: 997thNicest Citizens: 1,032ndMost Inclusive: 1,262ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,593rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,639thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,705thBest Weather: 2,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,326thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,185thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,465thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,505thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,719thMost Efficient Economies: 3,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,806thHealthiest Citizens: 3,865thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,974thMost Developed: 4,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,998thLargest Governments: 5,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,155thLowest Crime Rates: 5,431stMost Cultured: 5,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,816thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,047thSmartest Citizens: 6,158thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,728thSafest: 10,626thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,104thMost Secular: 13,607thMost Income Equality: 15,006thHighest Drug Use: 15,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,268th
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Most Pacifist: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 167th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 188th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 195th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 204th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 243rd in the regionLargest Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Developed: 275th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 280th in the regionMost Cultured: 290th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 347th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 355th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 426th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 475th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 613th in the regionSafest: 613th in the regionNudest: 616th in the regionMost Income Equality: 689th in the regionMost Secular: 705th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 765th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 962nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, recognizing the Lolisian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, Meteora Österreich wears a chewed-up rubber chicken suit to meet foreign delegates.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Loli County lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Loli County, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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