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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,567thSafest: 17,849th
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Lolisenzio

Population430 million

CurrencyLolicoin
AnimalBebe

The Empire of Lolisenzio is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 430 million Lolisenzioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lolisenzioan economy, worth 25.3 trillion Lolicoins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,778 Lolicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lolisenzio's national animal is the Bebe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lolisenzio is ranked 11,844th in the world and 9th in Anime for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,160.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,567thSafest: 17,849thMost Primitive: 17,997th
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Most Primitive: 7th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Lolisenzio's influence in Anime rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Lolisenzio, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Lolisenzio was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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