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Safest: 1,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,906thHealthiest Citizens: 1,925th
The Red Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Truth Will Triumph
Influence
Diplomat
Chancellor
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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LollerLand

Population11.941 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyGold
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.941 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 180,906 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, on-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 1,906th in the world and 1st in The Universal Allegiance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.34 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Safest: 1,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,906thHealthiest Citizens: 1,925thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,227thNicest Citizens: 2,310thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,374thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,612thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,716thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,766thLargest Governments: 2,798thMost Developed: 2,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,889thLowest Crime Rates: 2,966thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,268thMost Pacifist: 3,365thBest Weather: 3,494thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,539thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,554thMost Inclusive: 3,746thMost Cultured: 3,806thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,188thSmartest Citizens: 4,284thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,893rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,033rdHighest Economic Output: 6,676thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,150thHighest Average Incomes: 8,279thMost Secular: 8,468thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,483rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,241st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, on-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism.
  • : Following new legislation in LollerLand, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
  • : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".

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