by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,871stHealthiest Citizens: 1,921st
The Red Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Truth Will Triumph
Foreign Affairs (Loller)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population12.385 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.385 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,243 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,157 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On-duty Air LollerLand flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, atheist missionaries spread doubt overseas, and with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 20,792nd in the world and 9th in Caer Sidi for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 5,496.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Safest: 1,052ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,871stHealthiest Citizens: 1,921stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,073rdTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,264thNicest Citizens: 2,314thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,647thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,742ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,776thLargest Governments: 2,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,868thMost Developed: 2,879thLowest Crime Rates: 3,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,158thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,345thMost Pacifist: 3,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,512thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,641stBest Weather: 3,664thMost Cultured: 3,788thMost Inclusive: 3,879thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,172ndSmartest Citizens: 4,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,605thHighest Economic Output: 6,550thHighest Average Incomes: 8,324thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,325thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,457thMost Secular: 8,779thMost Efficient Economies: 10,731stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,987thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,957thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,698thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,713thLargest Populations: 20,133rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,792nd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the region

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