by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,132nd Least Corrupt Governments: 1,799th Healthiest Citizens: 1,957th
The Secular Democratic Republic of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Truth Will Triumph
Sebero Sree
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.781 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

CurrencyLollerian Rupees
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.781 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,197 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the family of Sebero Sree bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of LollerLand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 12,302nd in the world and 3rd in The Universal Allegiance for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,230.92 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Safest: 1,132ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,799thHealthiest Citizens: 1,957thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,398thNicest Citizens: 2,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,601stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,829thMost Pacifist: 2,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,871stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,873rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,912thMost Developed: 2,969thLargest Governments: 3,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,301stLowest Crime Rates: 3,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,499thBest Weather: 3,695thMost Cultured: 3,709thMost Efficient Economies: 3,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,773rdMost Inclusive: 3,785thSmartest Citizens: 4,365thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,027thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,370thHighest Economic Output: 6,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,027thHighest Average Incomes: 8,110thTop
Most Secular: 9,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,314thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,279thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,302ndNudest: 12,865th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

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