|Animal||Big Neck Bird|
The Secular Democratic Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.781 billion Lollerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,921 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 178,197 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program, the family of Sebero Sree bite their thumbs at paparazzi intrusions, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of LollerLand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : LollerLand suppressed a post on the The Universal Allegiance Regional Message Board.
- : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : LollerLand's influence in The Universal Allegiance rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : LollerLand relocated from Lazarus to The Universal Allegiance.
- : LollerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : LollerLand's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".