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Most Rebellious Youth: 164thBest Weather: 329thMost Beautiful Environments: 456th
The Lovebombs you came to expect of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
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Bebloede Worst
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lompe Steen HAHA

Population19.199 billion

LeaderBebloede Worst
FaithVejan

CurrencyLompestian Gift
Animalmiezer

The Lovebombs you came to expect of Lompe Steen HAHA is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bebloede Worst with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 19.199 billion Scilfr love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Lompestian economy, worth 70.0 trillion Lompestian Gifts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 3,648 Lompestian Gifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, and the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lompe Steen HAHA's national animal is the miezer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vejan.

Lompe Steen HAHA is ranked 226,169th in the world and 462nd in Forest for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -40.9 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 164thBest Weather: 329thMost Beautiful Environments: 456thLeast Corrupt Governments: 474thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 479thMost Pacifist: 501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 539thMost Compassionate Citizens: 581stHighest Crime Rates: 765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,107thHealthiest Citizens: 1,226thNicest Citizens: 1,349thTop
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Most Secular: 2,965thMost Inclusive: 3,057thMost Influential: 4,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,283rdSmartest Citizens: 5,506thMost Cultured: 5,595thLargest Populations: 7,308thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,946th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase Bebloede Worst's majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Lompe Steen HAHA, foreign musicians that Bebloede Worst dislikes are turned away at the border.

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