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Most Valuable International Artwork: 701stBest Weather: 1,531stLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,208th
The Tree Shepherds of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Do not be hasty
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Lon Kra Con

Population7.457 billion

CapitalFangorn
LeaderTreebeard
FaithDark Green Religion

Currencyleaf
AnimalRowan Tree

The Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 7.457 billion Lon Kra Conians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Lon Kra Conian economy, worth 534 trillion leaves a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,692 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treebeard's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Fangorn generates millions of views, all recreational drugs are legal, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.

Lon Kra Con is ranked 2,208th in the world and 47th in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.11 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 701stBest Weather: 1,531stTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,208thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,422ndMost Pacifist: 2,475thNicest Citizens: 2,658thHealthiest Citizens: 2,964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,964thSafest: 2,974thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,107thMost Inclusive: 3,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,035thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,122ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,907thMost Cultured: 6,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,327thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,939thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,789thLowest Crime Rates: 10,440thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,862ndMost Rebellious Youth: 15,810thMost Stationary: 16,244thHighest Drug Use: 16,402ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,575thMost Influential: 18,855thLargest Governments: 19,059thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,095th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Lon Kra Con was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Lon Kra Con was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, all recreational drugs are legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Treebeard's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Fangorn generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, school uniforms are compulsory.

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