Population | 15.574 billion |
Capital | Fangorn |
Leader | Treebeard |
Faith | Dark Green Religion |
Currency | leaf |
Animal | Rowan Tree |
The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.574 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,118 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.
Lon Kra Con is ranked 73,560th in the world and 139th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 642.54474849332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
- : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, there is something rotten in the state of Lon Kra Con.