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Best Weather: 968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,065thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,188th
The Lonely Tree Shepherds of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Where have all the entwives gone?
Treebeard
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Lon Kra Con

Population15.574 billion

CapitalFangorn
LeaderTreebeard
FaithDark Green Religion

Currencyleaf
AnimalRowan Tree

The Lonely Tree Shepherds of Lon Kra Con is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Treebeard with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.574 billion Kronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fangorn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Lon Kra Conian economy, worth a remarkable 2,228 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,118 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, and the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lon Kra Con's national animal is the Rowan Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dark Green Religion.

Lon Kra Con is ranked 73,560th in the world and 139th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 642.54474849332 days.

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Best Weather: 968thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,065thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,188thMost Pacifist: 1,199thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,270thNicest Citizens: 1,298thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,373rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,382ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,421stMost Inclusive: 1,453rdSafest: 1,470thHealthiest Citizens: 1,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,636thHighest Food Quality: 1,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,370thMost Developed: 2,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,765thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,210thMost Cultured: 3,292ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,591stLowest Crime Rates: 3,664thLargest Governments: 4,765thSmartest Citizens: 5,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,889thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,261stHighest Economic Output: 10,680thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,946thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,153rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,724thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,912thMost Secular: 17,908thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,934thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,666thHighest Average Incomes: 24,972ndLargest Populations: 25,211th
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Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, delicate flowers faint at news of house plants being eaten.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, Lon Kra Conian politics is literally a blood sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students.
  • : Following new legislation in Lon Kra Con, there is something rotten in the state of Lon Kra Con.

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