Population | 31.332 billion |
Capital | String Theory |
Leader | Eeriana the Omnipotent |
Faith | Gospel of Merlin |
Currency | quark |
Animal | fire dragon |
The Kingdom of Loop Quantum Gravity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eeriana the Omnipotent with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.332 billion Loop Quantum Gravityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of String Theory. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Loop Quantum Gravityian economy, worth an astonishing 13,949 trillion quarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 445,229 quarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, atheists on vacation find Gospel of Merlin's scriptures make useful doorstops, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Loop Quantum Gravity's national animal is the fire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gospel of Merlin.
Loop Quantum Gravity is ranked 46,370th in the world and 447th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 941.73528617792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
- : Loop Quantum Gravity was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, atheists on vacation find Gospel of Merlin's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Loop Quantum Gravity was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
- : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
- : Loop Quantum Gravity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.