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Highest Disposable Incomes: 178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 294th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Embrace death like a lover, you'll be together forever
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Loop Quantum Gravity

Population31.332 billion

CapitalString Theory
LeaderEeriana the Omnipotent
FaithGospel of Merlin

Currencyquark
Animalfire dragon

The Kingdom of Loop Quantum Gravity is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eeriana the Omnipotent with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.332 billion Loop Quantum Gravityians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of String Theory. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Loop Quantum Gravityian economy, worth an astonishing 13,949 trillion quarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 445,229 quarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, atheists on vacation find Gospel of Merlin's scriptures make useful doorstops, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Loop Quantum Gravity's national animal is the fire dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gospel of Merlin.

Loop Quantum Gravity is ranked 46,370th in the world and 447th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 941.73528617792 days.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 214thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 294thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 367thHighest Economic Output: 384thMost Corrupt Governments: 408thLargest Mining Sector: 429thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 490thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 565thMost Armed: 591stMost Devout: 608thHighest Average Incomes: 740thLargest Insurance Industry: 792ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 792ndHighest Poor Incomes: 820thLowest Crime Rates: 837thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,123rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,180thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,837thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,951stLargest Gambling Industry: 2,073rdLargest Black Market: 2,112thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,409thMost Patriotic: 2,922ndTop
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Most Cultured: 3,162ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,346thMost Efficient Economies: 3,380thLargest Governments: 3,570thMost Developed: 3,576thLargest Populations: 3,815thSmartest Citizens: 4,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,245thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,477thMost Authoritarian: 11,735thMost Conservative: 13,621stHighest Food Quality: 13,906thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,716thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,986thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,415thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,053rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,626th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 91st in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 92nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionLargest Governments: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 170th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 293rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 312th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 444th in the regionMost Stationary: 447th in the regionMost Influential: 492nd in the regionMost Conservative: 506th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 669th in the regionMost Extreme: 705th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 707th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 710th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 782nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 888th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, atheists on vacation find Gospel of Merlin's scriptures make useful doorstops.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Loop Quantum Gravity, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Loop Quantum Gravity was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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