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Highest Crime Rates: 1,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,497thRudest Citizens: 1,624th
The Kingdom of
Anarchy Post-Revolution Embryonic Society
Long live Loptous god of all mankind!
Emperor Arvis
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Population3.556 billion

LeaderEmperor Arvis


The Kingdom of Loptous is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arvis with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.556 billion Granvallers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belhalla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The powerhouse Grannvalien economy, worth 457 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 128,587 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 863,707 per year while the poor average 7,165, a ratio of 120 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and populations of two-headed Dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Loptous's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Loptous.

Loptous is ranked 171,539th in the world and 7,803rd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 50.38 on the Human Development Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,497thRudest Citizens: 1,624thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,784thLargest Retail Industry: 1,944thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,018thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,139thFattest Citizens: 2,208thMost Avoided: 2,751stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,803rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,815thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,259thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,440thMost Armed: 3,999thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,082ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,955thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,980thMost Influential: 7,363rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,012thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,363rdMost Politically Free: 17,001stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,276thHighest Average Incomes: 19,279th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 45th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65th in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 75th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Avoided: 85th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 135th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 236th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 245th in the regionMost Politically Free: 355th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 629th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 651st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 706th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 718th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 825th in the regionLargest Black Market: 832nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 907th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 912th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 947th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 962nd in the region

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