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Most Authoritarian: 212thMost Conservative: 303rdMost Extreme: 1,277th
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Rich people? Where?
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Los Angelica Dise

Population659 million

CapitalGrand Dise

Currencypebble
Animalhawk

The Queendom of Los Angelica Dise is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 659 million contributors to society are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Dise. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant contributive economy, worth 6.90 trillion pebbles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,463 pebbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Angelica Dise's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Los Angelica Dise is ranked 215,393rd in the world and 1,418th in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 10.4 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Authoritarian: 212thMost Conservative: 303rdMost Extreme: 1,277thTop
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Most Income Equality: 2,299thMost Secular: 4,115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,831stTop
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Safest: 15,578thBest Weather: 21,055th
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Most Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 77th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, troublemakers just happen to be reassigned to distant mining operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, teachers regularly paddle unruly students.
  • : Los Angelica Dise was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Angelica Dise, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.

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