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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,611thMost Influential: 1,992ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,179th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
I'm Not Cucumber
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Los Lonley Boys

Population4.002 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 4.002 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 421 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,386 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 37,172nd in the world and 1,157th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,531.45 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,611thMost Influential: 1,992ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,179thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,181stBest Weather: 6,792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,904thMost Pacifist: 7,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,093rdNicest Citizens: 8,112thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,481stSafest: 8,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,943rdMost Inclusive: 10,402ndMost Secular: 10,415thMost Developed: 10,416thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,628thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,646thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,691stHealthiest Citizens: 12,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,856thMost Cultured: 14,760thSmartest Citizens: 15,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,117thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,008thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,088thLeast Corrupt Governments: 17,391stLargest Governments: 17,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,033rdLowest Crime Rates: 20,431stMost Efficient Economies: 20,763rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 154th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 246th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 257th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionSafest: 287th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 292nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 301st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 317th in the regionMost Developed: 321st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 336th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 343rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 348th in the regionMost Secular: 353rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 374th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 402nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 431st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 475th in the regionNudest: 475th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 499th in the regionLargest Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 590th in the regionMost Stationary: 596th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 632nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 648th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 656th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 660th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 696th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 764th in the regionLargest Populations: 790th in the region

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