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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,884thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,020th
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
I'm Not Cucumber
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Los Lonley Boys

Population4.44 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.44 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 460 trillion Lonelies a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 103,693 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and Los Lonley Boys has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 193,547th in the world and 6,692nd in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -4.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,348thMost Influential: 1,884thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,020thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,228thBest Weather: 6,244thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,761stMost Pacifist: 7,800thNicest Citizens: 7,946thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,014thSafest: 8,111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,170thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,399thMost Inclusive: 10,459thMost Developed: 10,515thMost Secular: 10,587thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,593rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 12,584thHealthiest Citizens: 12,716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,004thMost Cultured: 14,129thSmartest Citizens: 15,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,677thLargest Governments: 17,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 18,839thLowest Crime Rates: 20,195thMost Efficient Economies: 20,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,322nd
Largest Welfare Programs: 158th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 211th in the regionBest Weather: 219th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 242nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 243rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionSafest: 277th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 282nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 313th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 335th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 340th in the regionMost Secular: 354th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 372nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 381st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 398th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 399th in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionTop
Nudest: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 479th in the regionLargest Governments: 481st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 508th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 518th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 529th in the regionMost Stationary: 566th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 609th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 615th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 678th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 681st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 745th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 748th in the regionLargest Populations: 765th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 808th in the region

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