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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,776thMost Influential: 1,906th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Los Lonley Boys

Population2.54 billion



The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.54 billion Los Lonley Boysians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 275 trillion Lonelies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,593 Lonelies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and a third of Los Lonley Boysians are e-certified CEOs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hikikomori.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 22,181st in the world and 670th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.74 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,455thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,776thMost Influential: 1,906thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5,557thMost Pacifist: 8,011thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,089thBest Weather: 8,207thNicest Citizens: 8,304thSafest: 8,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,041stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,773rdMost Secular: 10,378thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,395thTop
Most Inclusive: 10,699thMost Developed: 10,916thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,198thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,720thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,160thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,555thHealthiest Citizens: 12,978thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,010thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,328thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,020thSmartest Citizens: 15,331stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,849thMost Cultured: 16,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,413thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,968thLargest Governments: 18,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,787thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,305thMost Efficient Economies: 20,383rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionBest Weather: 256th in the regionNicest Citizens: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 275th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 286th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 290th in the regionMost Pacifist: 301st in the regionSafest: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 315th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 317th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 338th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 351st in the regionMost Inclusive: 355th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 355th in the regionMost Secular: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 365th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 403rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 448th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 509th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 510th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 516th in the regionLargest Governments: 518th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 526th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionNudest: 552nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 591st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 635th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 670th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 701st in the regionMost Stationary: 745th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 772nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 799th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 839th in the region

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