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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 122nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,349th Most Influential: 5,842nd
The Most Serene Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
I'm Not Cucumber
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Los Lonley Boys

Population407 million

CapitalSauđárkrókur

CurrencyLonely
AnimalChupacabra

The Most Serene Republic of Los Lonley Boys is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 407 million Los Lonley Boysians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sauđárkrókur. The average income tax rate is 65.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Los Lonley Boysian economy, worth 32.0 trillion Lonelies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,597 Lonelies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Los Lonley Boys, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, and formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Lonley Boys's national animal is the Chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Los Lonley Boys is ranked 13,127th in the world and 468th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 55.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 122ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,349thMost Influential: 5,842ndMost Secular: 6,319thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,994thSafest: 10,113thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,621stBest Weather: 10,835thNicest Citizens: 12,028thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,932ndMost Pacifist: 12,944thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,127th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 239th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334th in the regionBest Weather: 347th in the regionSafest: 361st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 380th in the regionNicest Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 465th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 468th in the regionMost Pacifist: 500th in the regionMost Influential: 503rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 506th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 513th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 556th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Los Lonley Boys was endorsed by The Great Millenary Empire of Aurcania.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Los Lonley Boys.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, 'Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder' is a common school motto.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Los Lonley Boys endorsed The Armed Republic of Zaelith.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Lonley Boys, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.

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