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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
The Very Large Safari Park of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Mata ai ni kurukarane
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Los Santos

Population36.797 billion

CapitalSmall Village
LeaderSam
FaithToastology

CurrencyPlanet Sized Wine Gum
AnimalBatman

The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Sam with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.797 billion Los Santosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Small Village. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Los Santosian economy, worth an astonishing 30,722 trillion Planet Sized Wine Gums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 834,915 Planet Sized Wine Gums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,285,637 per year while the poor average 143,998, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, the country is preparing for war, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Los Santos's national animal is the Batman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Toastology.

Los Santos is ranked 53rd in the world and 1st in Nintendo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 296.36 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 2ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 12thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Black Market: 20thHighest Economic Output: 26thHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLowest Crime Rates: 53rdLargest Gambling Industry: 148thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155thMost Stationary: 182ndMost Efficient Economies: 183rdLargest Publishing Industry: 272ndMost Avoided: 273rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 284thLargest Information Technology Sector: 347thSmartest Citizens: 375thLargest Governments: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 460thHighest Disposable Incomes: 533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 728thLargest Populations: 824thRudest Citizens: 1,138thMost Secular: 1,252ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,665thFattest Citizens: 1,686thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,246thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,628thLargest Retail Industry: 5,286thMost Influential: 5,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,228thMost Conservative: 9,730thTop
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Most Developed: 13,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,448thMost Authoritarian: 22,813th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, workers who try to quit their jobs must first register with the welfare department.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
  • : Los Santos voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Los Santos, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Los Santos voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".

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