by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,116thMost Influential: 2,698thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,741st
The Incorporated States of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
From Many, One
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.353 billion



The Incorporated States of Losiste is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.353 billion Losisteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Losistean economy, worth 182 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 135,250 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People talk about things being better when men were men, edutainment video games are taking Losiste's students to the next level, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Losiste's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Losiste is ranked 239,722nd in the world and 9,098th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 25.91 Whatever.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,116thTop
Most Influential: 2,698thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,741stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,580thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,341stLargest Retail Industry: 10,706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,696thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,786thTop
Most Secular: 14,881stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,958thLargest Black Market: 15,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,683rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,084thMost Developed: 18,109thMost Cultured: 18,456thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,569thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,904thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 23,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 24,121st
Largest Agricultural Sector: 152nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 159th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 566th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 568th in the regionLargest Black Market: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 703rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 751st in the regionMost Secular: 760th in the regionMost Armed: 780th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 785th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 805th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 878th in the regionMost Influential: 886th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 890th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 922nd in the regionMost Cultured: 937th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Losiste was endorsed by The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
  • : Following new legislation in Losiste, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Losiste, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Losiste, edutainment video games are taking Losiste's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Losiste, people talk about things being better when men were men.
  • : Losiste endorsed The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
  • : Losiste was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Losiste was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.
  • : Following new legislation in Losiste, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Losiste was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Most Efficient Economies.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 187 » Illusia and Neverendia, Guer Aike, Jinju-Do, Aerilia, Brucklania, Lulubellia, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Orado, Slyakanya, The Jerichowan Country, Odelinor, Notyoutopia, Great Bights Mum, Selfgradatude, Xipher, Dreadton, Hamerica, Ethnon, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Corfad, Yaorozu, Venicea, Zzozona, Pallaith, North Bratislava, Crusadam, Hardscrabble, Nodnarb, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Tampa Bay Rays, Mecca-Switzerland, Pytong, Seenvorland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Interdimensional Zone, Former English Colony, Kranostav, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Siwale, Heilhum Imperius, The Pantheons, New Lakemba, Loutsland, Empy, Cretox State, Valentine Z, and 137 others.Sundred, Tvers, Imperial Pieserged, Territorio di Nessuno, Chukstik Illahi, Omnistria, Climeria, Malta Comino Gozo, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, HolyDoge, Kragsgale, Sunto, Sikol, New Michag, Hewani, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Ozstan, Joodey, Barabolia, Pasargad, Sevinland, Seijitsu, East Akra, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Blyskalia, Colfes, Dangine, Galbadiana, Ibarkla, Keurig Machines, 1 very fast endotarter, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Otakus and Weebs, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Holy Oranz, Svenskskit, Dakota Territories, The Iron Lions, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Star Kingdom, The Endless Eventide, Godwanna, Lemonbiscuits, Bharathvarsh, Wilkshire, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, The Serdey Islands, GenshinImpact, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Xagill, Ravendi, Xentherida, Dabarastan, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Que Lukustinardon, Moneyflows, Planes, Madjack, Super Girl, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Innocentic, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, Hepek, RepublicCity, KhalChicken, Vesteysia, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Maott, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Ellbonnia, Wapistan, Folenz, Lol2639, Kromi, Siforpeo, Xyrron, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Aryan Homeland, Religioncord, Tyirza, Korean-Joseon, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Seanat, Mon Island, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Lowssen, Centrialand, Apollo Park, Sopernia, Nova Arcania, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Aruvicion, Card Kingdom, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, British-Australia, Capablanca, and The Blazeland Administration.

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