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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 428th
The Los'onyy Soyuz of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Vozrozhdeniye | Rebirth
Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Lotion Empire

Population6.371 billion

LeaderPavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V''

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Los'onyy Soyuz of Lotion Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pavlov Iosif Privykia ''Los'on V'' with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.371 billion Lotionese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The enormous, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los'ongrad. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lotionese economy, worth a remarkable 1,760 trillion Ludons a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 276,368 Ludons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that a Lotionese woman's work is never done, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, the justice of Lotion Empire is considered superior to that of other nations, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotion Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Lotion Empire is ranked 199,860th in the world and 8,769th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.68 Crimes Per Hour.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 428thMost Corrupt Governments: 604thMost Valuable International Artwork: 643rdRudest Citizens: 698thLargest Black Market: 966thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,358thMost Efficient Economies: 1,448thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,740thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thMost Avoided: 1,887thTop
Largest Governments: 2,095thMost Influential: 2,261stLargest Mining Sector: 2,269thHighest Average Incomes: 2,500thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,938thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,066thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,230thNudest: 5,477thMost Secular: 7,615thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,706thLowest Crime Rates: 7,707thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,614thHighest Economic Output: 8,748thTop
Most Primitive: 10,555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,860thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,155th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Black Market: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 63rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 159th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 172nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionNudest: 230th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 272nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 273rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 377th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 416th in the regionMost Secular: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 445th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 556th in the regionMost Primitive: 560th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 610th in the regionMost Influential: 748th in the regionLargest Populations: 817th in the region

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