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Largest Mining Sector: 5,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,745th
The Cry of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Aw, crud.
Mother's Baby
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Lousykitty

Population2.041 billion

CapitalThe Shining Spark
LeaderMother's Baby
FaithTyranny

CurrencyFlower Coin
AnimalInfamous Flowettian Bee

The Cry of Lousykitty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mother's Baby with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.041 billion Flowett are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Shining Spark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Flowettian economy, worth 233 trillion Flower Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 114,377 Flower Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,076 per year while the poor average 24,405, a ratio of 16.1 to 1.

Electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, and universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lousykitty's national animal is the Infamous Flowettian Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Tyranny.

Lousykitty is ranked 61,428th in the world and 81st in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,497.73 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5,993rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,189thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,745thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,086thLargest Black Market: 12,914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,014thMost Influential: 14,070thMost Avoided: 14,173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,649thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,004thHighest Drug Use: 19,957thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,081st
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Largest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lousykitty lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lousykitty, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Lousykitty lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Lousykitty, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.
  • : Following new legislation in Lousykitty, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Lousykitty, electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
  • : Lousykitty resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Lousykitty lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Lousykitty lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
  • : Lousykitty altered its national flag.

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