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Largest Black Market: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 891st
The United Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Know this for what is the Dominion's, is the Dominion's
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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LOVE DOG

Population24.724 billion

CapitalBucharest
LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of LOVE DOG is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.724 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 7,513 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 303,897 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days, public urination is on the increase, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LOVE DOG's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

LOVE DOG is ranked 104,066th in the world and 17th in Gholgoth for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,597.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Black Market: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 769thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 891stHighest Economic Output: 936thLargest Mining Sector: 1,032ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,332ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,473rdMost Armed: 1,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,824thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,854thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,999thHighest Average Incomes: 2,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,170thLowest Crime Rates: 2,403rdTop
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Largest Governments: 2,718thMost Efficient Economies: 2,887thMost Devout: 3,203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,128thLargest Populations: 4,392ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,311thNudest: 5,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,841stLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,063rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,603rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,520thLargest Retail Industry: 8,579thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,731stMost Avoided: 9,050thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,263rdMost Cultured: 10,009thMost Developed: 11,720thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 12,064thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,853rdMost Authoritarian: 13,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,845thMost Conservative: 18,394th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, public urination is on the increase.
  • : LOVE DOG lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, joggers are often arrested for breathing too heavily.
  • : LOVE DOG was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in LOVE DOG, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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