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Largest Black Market: 480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 960thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 994th
The United Dominion of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
What is not the Dominion's, shall be ours
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Love Dog

Population23.421 billion

LeaderCaesar Jason Scotus Lupus
Faiththe Church of Eternal Light

CurrencyCommonwealth Credit
AnimalDemonic Cheetah

The United Dominion of Love Dog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar Jason Scotus Lupus with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.421 billion Dominionites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dominionite economy, worth a remarkable 6,734 trillion Commonwealth Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 287,524 Commonwealth Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, it takes at least three to tango, foreign ambassadors never get to see what Love Dog has to offer, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Love Dog's national animal is the Demonic Cheetah, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Eternal Light.

Love Dog is ranked 5,564th in the world and 10th in Gholgoth for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 10,145.44 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Black Market: 480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 960thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 994thHighest Economic Output: 1,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,281stLargest Mining Sector: 1,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,484thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,933rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,255thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,295thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,952ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,078thLargest Governments: 3,588thLowest Crime Rates: 3,697thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,849thMost Efficient Economies: 3,894thMost Devout: 4,185thLargest Populations: 4,454thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,564thMost Avoided: 5,594thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,749thNudest: 6,008thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,779thLargest Retail Industry: 7,724thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,951stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,954thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,834thMost Cultured: 12,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,320thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,611thMost Developed: 13,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,631stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,712thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,320th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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