The Amazing Land of Loveable Dogs is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Puggy with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.987 billion Loveable Dogsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pugsburg. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Loveable Dogsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion treats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 137,171 treats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bargain-hunting is considered unpatriotic, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loveable Dogs's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Loveable Dogs is ranked 4,686^th in the world and 12^th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 316 Meters Of Sunlight.