by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,248thRudest Citizens: 5,165thLargest Retail Industry: 5,509th
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Population2.41 billion

CapitalLowelian Mega-City
LeaderMr President


The Republic of Lowelian is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mr President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.41 billion Lowelianians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lowelian Mega-City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lowelianian economy, worth 243 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 100,851 Bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,832 per year while the poor average 25,979, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

The roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Lowelianian restaurants, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lowelian's national animal is the Puppy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lowelian is ranked 219,905th in the world and 8,134th in Lazarus for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.96 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,248thTop
Rudest Citizens: 5,165thLargest Retail Industry: 5,509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,879thFattest Citizens: 8,859thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,330thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,623rdMost Cultured: 10,778thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,564thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,833rdMost Influential: 14,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,859thMost Inclusive: 16,929thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,507thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,915thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,897thMost Efficient Economies: 21,916thMost Developed: 22,290thMost Pacifist: 22,374th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 193rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 235th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 279th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 330th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 407th in the regionMost Influential: 408th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 444th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 495th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 506th in the regionMost Cultured: 604th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 610th in the regionNicest Citizens: 622nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 629th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 639th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 696th in the region

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