The People's Republic of Luako is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 535 million Luakoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of N-Word. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Luakoan economy, worth 63.4 trillion Hammers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,453 Hammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luako's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Luako is ranked 31,990^th in the world and 9^th in Communist Cartel for Most Developed, scoring 65.63 on the Human Development Index.