by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Rebellious Youth: 2,546thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,493rd
The Community of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
HAIL SATAN!
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Lucifers Cats

Population14.852 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderBaphomet

CurrencyPewniggle
AnimalHorned Nymph

The Community of Lucifers Cats is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Baphomet with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.852 billion Cats enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The large but underdeveloped Lucifers Catsian economy, worth 689 trillion Pewniggles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 46,396 Pewniggles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace. Crime is totally unknown. Lucifers Cats's national animal is the Horned Nymph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lucifers Cats is ranked 14,639th in the world and 14th in Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 75.31 quips per hour.

Top
1%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,546thTop
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,678thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,493rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,827thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,962ndNicest Citizens: 5,990thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,422ndMost Inclusive: 6,672ndBest Weather: 6,947thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,391stMost Pacifist: 8,873rdMost Cultured: 9,080thHighest Food Quality: 9,271stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,197thLargest Governments: 11,941stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,463rdTop
10%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 13,767thSafest: 14,567thSmartest Citizens: 14,639thMost Income Equality: 15,030thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,295thHealthiest Citizens: 16,748thMost Secular: 19,935thLargest Populations: 20,082ndLongest Average Lifespans: 23,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,140th
Top
10%
Most Armed: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Lucifers Cats was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
  • : Lucifers Cats was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Lucifers Cats, gambling is outlawed.

More...

Report