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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,390thMost Influential: 2,509thMost Secular: 4,344th
The Grand Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Might Makes Right
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Population1.167 billion



The Grand Duchy of Lucritedsomonkerp is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.167 billion Lucritedsomonkerpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhelvine. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lucritedsomonkerpian economy, worth 135 trillion Septims a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,310 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and Zhelvine Preparatory School for the Exceedingly Wealthy's basketball team is having a few off-years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucritedsomonkerp's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lucritedsomonkerp is ranked 184,677th in the world and 6,722nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -90.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,390thTop
Most Influential: 2,509thMost Secular: 4,344thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,486thLargest Mining Sector: 8,369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,856thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,479thMost Developed: 17,670thLargest Retail Industry: 18,625thLargest Black Market: 19,200thHealthiest Citizens: 22,826thLowest Crime Rates: 23,018thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,388thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,103rd
Most Secular: 243rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 280th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 328th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 473rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 585th in the regionLargest Black Market: 739th in the regionMost Influential: 856th in the regionMost Avoided: 908th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 915th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 922nd in the region

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