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Most Influential: 960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,125th
The Imperial Republic of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Uns juntam com o bico e outros espalham com as patas.
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Lusitanialand

Population18.376 billion

CapitalOlissipo
LeaderDon Zé Garibaldi

CurrencyEspírito Santo
AnimalSócrates

The Imperial Republic of Lusitanialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Don Zé Garibaldi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.376 billion Lusitanialandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olissipo. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lusitanialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion Espírito Santoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,946 Espírito Santoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and many aides in Don Zé Garibaldi's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusitanialand's national animal is the Sócrates, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lusitanialand is ranked 5,452nd in the world and 7th in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 3,088.70635656 days.

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Most Influential: 960thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,305thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,125thMost Stationary: 5,452ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,795thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,011thBest Weather: 7,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,205thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,436thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,589thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,483rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,758thNicest Citizens: 13,807thSafest: 14,007thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,927thMost Pacifist: 16,555thMost Cultured: 16,842ndSmartest Citizens: 17,602ndHighest Economic Output: 18,363rdLargest Populations: 18,982ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,396thHighest Food Quality: 20,725thHealthiest Citizens: 21,999thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,825th
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the region

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