Population | 18.376 billion |
Capital | Olissipo |
Leader | Don Zé Garibaldi |
Currency | Espírito Santo |
Animal | Sócrates |
The Imperial Republic of Lusitanialand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Don Zé Garibaldi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 18.376 billion Lusitanialandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olissipo. The average income tax rate is 82.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Lusitanialandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,469 trillion Espírito Santoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,946 Espírito Santoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and many aides in Don Zé Garibaldi's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lusitanialand's national animal is the Sócrates, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lusitanialand is ranked 5,452nd in the world and 7th in Portugal for Most Stationary, with 3,088.70635656 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lusitanialand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand published "Previsões para as Eleições Legislativas de 2024" (Bulletin: Opinion).
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand's influence in Portugal fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
- : Lusitanialand lodged a message on the Portugal Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 18 » Athaulphia, Nookie Island, Alentejo and Algarve, Totaristan, Communist Galinea, The Portuguese Workers, Herya, Olarista, Ofiussia, Nea Athinae, NovaPortugalidade, Reino de Portvgal, Reinado Brasileiro, Arquipelago da Coruja, Astartia, Caxina, Portusgal, and Ossela.