Population | 2.531 billion |
Capital | UrbisPolis |
Leader | Uriel |
Faith | Crabisme |
Currency | Drachme |
Animal | Dove |
The Theocracy of Lux Umbrat is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Uriel with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.531 billion Lux Umbratians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UrbisPolis. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Lux Umbratian economy, worth 244 trillion Drachmes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,749 Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, the clergy of Crabisme remains a single-sex institution, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Umbrat's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crabisme.
Lux Umbrat is ranked 15,799th in the world and 1,018th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.97 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lux Umbrat's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, the clergy of Crabisme remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
- : Following new legislation in Lux Umbrat, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
- : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Lux Umbrat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Lux Umbrat's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".